So much to talk about, I have to squeeze two days into one blog, since I’m running out of time ;)
Thanks to those who commented, emailed, or facebook’d about the trials of yesterday’s blog. I shall chalk it up to life experience and move on…
Determined not to let the robbery ruin my last weekend in Kenya, I proceeded with the plans that were already in place, namely a bus ride to Nakuru. It was a wonderful day to be in Kenya, even if we were far away from Nairobi, as the patriotic fervor stirred up by the signing of the new constitution was infectious. But, I’ll leave Kenyan history and politics for tomorrow’s blog. Today, I want to tell you about my continuous wonder at the constant surprises in this country.
In a previous conversation, I was gently chided by a fellow traveler for having flown to Kisumu. According to him, the only way to really appreciate the splendor that is Kenya is to travel on the ground, and after this bus trip, I’m inclined to agree. The bus itself wasn’t anything special, except that I could get from western Kenya to central Kenya for ~$8. And that was the luxury line.
What was so inviting was that the terrain is so unflinchingly verdant. The green never stops. Even the wide depressions on the sides of the road were tumbling with wildflowers and weeds, interrupted periodically by a neat, methodical garden plot of cabbage or maize. The trees would vary as we climbed in elevation, and at one point the flat-topped canopy trees gave way to slender coniferous species until I could imagine I was on the Garden State Parkway. Eventually, we crossed into the land of tea plantations, and the peculiar yellow-green of the tea bushes would stretch in wide swaths over the rolling plains. In the distance, you could always find the white rectangles of the worker’s brick row houses and the tall metal central plant. Crossing through the Rift Valley area, the roadside shrubs and trees would suddenly thin out and you find yourself staring down into a valley with trees so dense and vegetation so lush you could swear humans had never set foot into it, only to see a woman come out of the darkness with a bucket of water on her head. And not ten minutes later, a flat meadow full of sheep, with the shepherd relaxing roadside with a hunk of sugar cane in his mouth. I spent the entire four hours with my forehead pressed to the window.
At last, we came to Nakuru. To begin with, for those who know me, the thought of staying with the family of a friend of a friend is a little (a lot) outside my comfort zone, but this whole trip is about shaking up my life, yes?
Kahenya and his fiancĂ©e, Laura, met me at the bus station and whisked me away to one of Nakuru’s nicer restaurants for lunch. It happened to be Ethiopian, so yummy. Afterward, we headed to Menengai crater, a dormant volcano (I think?) that is not far from their home. Except for the many km of switchbacks that it takes to get to the top rim of the crater. I’m not really sure what I was expecting, some small divot a couple of hundred yards wide, perhaps. Certainly not the spectacle I ended up seeing. Pictures don’t do it justice (not the first or last time I will say that). There are also many little areas in the base of the crater that emit a fine white line of smoke. Presumably little geothermal vents that the government is trying to find a way to harness as an energy source. The local tribe, the Kikuyu, Kenya’s largest, have traditionally felt that the crater harbor devils. That the steam spouts are where the devils are digging. It was the only explanation for why cattle grazing in the area would disappear in the treacherous soil. The rocks in the area are pumice and subsequently very light, and the temperature gradient between the rim and the floor causes a strong upward breeze. As a child, Kahenya recalled stories about people trying to throw rocks into the crater and, because of the gusts, being told that the devils were throwing them back.

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| Kahenya and Laura |
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| The devils are digging... |
After winding our way back down the treacherous road, I met Kahenya’s parents, watched some of the constitution celebrations, ate dinner and headed to bed early. It had been a long day, particularly after the late night/early morning I’d had the night before.
The next day (today), after breakfast, Kahenya, Laura and I headed into town. There is a Kenya Wildlife Bus that tours Lake Nakuru National Park, and it leaves from the Kenya Railway station at 9. Supposedly. We stayed there (and thank goodness they stayed with me) from 8:45 to 10:15, and there was nary a bus in sight. Laura finally gave up and told Kahenya just to take me into the park. She ran off to run her errands. He and I got to the park and were told that there was no bus today. Yikes. He agreed to be my safari driver, a choice he had reason to regret later. ;-)
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| Our safari truck, a.k.a. Kahenya's mom's gardening truck |
The park was incredible, and we only toured one half of it. The side of the lake that we journey was marshland with small copses of trees and grassland. The other side, as he told me, is more traditional grassland savannah. His main accomplishment of the day is that we didn’t get stuck, and mine? Well, you’ll see mine in a little bit.
Lake Nakuru is renowned for its birdwatching, but since I know little of birds and do not have a fancy camera, I was just looking for the main highlights. Had I known how extensive the park was, I’d have insisted on coming when it opened and not leaving until it closed!
The lake itself looks like it’s rimmed in pink, with throngs of flamingoes clamoring over one another all along its vast shoreline. He took me through the marshy roads and around the baboons, and I was snapping pictures left and right. Zebra, water buffalo, water bucks, a couple of different types of antelope, baboons, hyenas, every thing I saw.
But, my goal, my raison d’etre was to see the rhino. And we found him, and he was amazing. The sun came out from the clouds, he stood up in profile, there were birds lined on his back and the flamingos were flying behind him. And my camera decided to stop working. Lens error! LENS ERROR! I wanted to cry. I was crushed. I played with it for about 10 minutes, desperate to make it work. It was that Kahenya realized he had a crazy Mzungu in his truck. I simply told him that we had to go back to town for me to buy a disposable camera. That’s all there was to it. I had to get this picture. He looked at me like I was nuts, which to be honest I probably am. I promised him that if he did that, then that was all we had to do, he didn’t have to show me any more of the park, just help me get the picture of the rhino. We had to persuade the gate guards to let us have an exemption to leave and return, and luckily Laura had her camera with her, so we caught up with her to get it and raced back to the spot. He had moved a little, but not far. And was now surrounded by a herd of water buffalo. Apparently, I was risking life and limb, because at one point Kahenya very calmly dropped his voice and ordered me to get back in the truck. The rhino was at my back and had started moving closer. Once we were out of the area, he told me that they can charge at 50 km/hr. Glad he didn’t tell me that before…
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| Look, Zoe! A nino! |
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| Aunt Steph doesn't know it, but the nino is getting closer... |
Gentleman that he is, he continued to take me around the park, at least up to the Baboon Cliff Lookout. And thank goodness he did, it’s on a high point overlooking the lake and the view was spectacular.
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| Love the reflection of the clouds in the lake |
We did Ethiopian again for lunch (the other Nakuru restaurant was closed…) and I journeyed back to Kisumu. So glad I ventured forth from my little city in the west.